Gotta love those father-son bondings!.
A boy walks in on his dad masturbating in front of the computer and asks "Dad, what are you doing?"
The dad replies, "I'm masturbating. Don't worry, you will be doing it soon too."
"Yea, because my arm is getting tired"
Little Timmy walks in on his dad beating his meat.
Timmy: What are you doing daddy?
Dad: This is called masturbation, son. You'll be doing it soon enough
Dad: My arms are getting tired
I'm watching 007 with my dad...
James bonding time.
A boy walks in on his dad masturbating...
He asks him, "Daddy what are you doing?"
His dad responds, "Don't worry son, you'll be doing it soon."
The boy then asks, "Why's that daddy?"
His dad answers, "Because my arms getting tired.."
A kid surprises his father on the couch...
- Dad!! What are you doing??
- Son, this is called masturbation, and you will soon do it as well.
- Yikes!! Why would I do that???
- Because my hand is getting tired.
What does the computer programmer call a car with a flat tire?.
Yea i may be white but at least I can say..
Thanks for the warning officer!