A doctor, a lawyer and a biker are in a bar

A doctor, a lawyer and a biker are in a bar.

Doctor say" tommorow is my anniversary, I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes, so if she doesn't like the ring, I know she'll like the Mercedes. Then shell know I love her".

Lawyer says "yea for my last anniversary I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. So if she didnt like the pearls, shed at least like the trip, and know that I loved her."

The biker says " well for my last anniversary, I bought my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. So this way if she didnt like the t-shirt, she could go F**k herself.

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