She said she needed her space and time.

She said she needed her space and time..

Why didn't she ask for her velocity then?!

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My gf just told me that she needed some space and time.

My gf just told me that she needed some space and time.

I think she wants to calculate velocity.

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My girlfriend said she needed time and distance...

My girlfriend said she needed time and distance...

So I slapped her with velocity.

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My girlfriend told me she needed time, and distance.

My girlfriend told me she needed time, and distance.

So I gave her velocity and she was happy with that.

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My girlfriend said she needs time and distance...

My girlfriend said she needs time and distance...

Is she trying to calculate velocity?

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So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity...

So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity...

Well, her exact words were "time and distance" but I knew what she meant.

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Today my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance...

Today my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance...

while. "she... was studying for a test, for physics. She needed random numbers to calculate velocity."

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