Mom: did you see how your grandfather get interviewed by CNN?

Mom: did you see how your grandfather get interviewed by CNN?.

me: Yea mom that's old news

Mom: did you see how your grandfather get interviewed by CNN?.

me: Yea mom that’s old news

When you use machine learning to analyze the news....

You're training a CNN CNN.

A guy interviews an elderly couple.

During the interview, the old man asks his wife "Sweetheart, could you make me some tea?" The old woman promptly gets up and walks to the kitchen.

The interviewer asks "Wow, after 40 years you still call her sweetheart, that's amazing"

The old man then said "Yea well, don't tell my wife I forgot her name"

Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses?.

Me: yea, I like to point out other people's mistakes. By the way, that's a stupid interview question.

CNN BREAKING NEWS:.

Anonymous hero donates hospital 200 human kidneys.

“Alexa, turn on CNN. I want to hear the news.”.

“You’ll have to pick one or the other.”