If needles are so sharp...
Why don't they dress better?
My girlfriend poked a hole through the condom with a sharp needle, but I don't mind having a child.
If only she'd let me take it off first.
I dress so...
sharp, I often cut myself.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?.
They keep dropping their needles!
A man wakes up at 2:22 sharp and gets dressed.
It came 2nd
Why do people keep adding an extra s after 'needles'?.
I don't see the point, it's needless.
Why do they have changing rooms in the Special Olympics?.
Because vegetables are better with dressing.