If needles are so sharp..

If needles are so sharp...

Why don't they dress better?

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My girlfriend poked a hole through the condom with a sharp needle, but I don't mind having a child.

My girlfriend poked a hole through the condom with a sharp needle, but I don't mind having a child.

If only she'd let me take it off first.

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I dress so...

I dress so...

sharp, I often cut myself.

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Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?.

They keep dropping their needles!

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A man wakes up at 2:22 sharp and gets dressed.

A man wakes up at 2:22 sharp and gets dressed.

anxiously.

It came 2nd

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Why do people keep adding an extra s after 'needles'?.

Why do people keep adding an extra s after 'needles'?.

I don't see the point, it's needless.

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Why do they have changing rooms in the Special Olympics?.

Why do they have changing rooms in the Special Olympics?.

Because vegetables are better with dressing.

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