I needed to buy a new toothbrush
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A toothbrush salesman at the mall.
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so the husband takes a scoop of dip on the chip and eats it.
"Oh god! This dip tastes like shit!"
The salesman quickly replies "it is shit! Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
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