I needed to buy a new toothbrush

I needed to buy a new toothbrush.

but they were all out of Reach

A new toothbrush is a lot like a new girlfriend...

All the bleeding is both confusing and nostalgic

Trump's New Toothbrush brand.

Our Slogan is Trump's new toothbrush brand will make your teeth whiter than Trump's vision of America!

A toothbrush salesman at the mall.

so the husband takes a scoop of dip on the chip and eats it.

"Oh god! This dip tastes like shit!"

The salesman quickly replies "it is shit! Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?.

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

A salesman is peddling his goods from door to door in a massive high-rise building.

He knocks at a young man’s apartment and asks him, “Would you like to buy a top-of-the-line toothbrush? It’s only ten dollars.”“Ten bucks for a toothbrush!” the man yells. “What moron would pay ten dollars for a toothbrush? You’re out of your mind.”“All right then,” the salesman cont... read more

A stingy old man and pharmacist know each other.

Since a long time. The old man would always buy the cheapest, smallest, generic versions of medicines, would always ask for samples. One day the old man walks up to the pharmacy....Old man: i need a new toothbrush because one bristle broke today. Pharmacist: the pharmacist kn... read more