As usual, a husband and wife are quarreling at the breakfast table.

As usual, a husband and wife are quarreling at the breakfast table..

The husband finally gets so frustrated that he stands up, yells "Oh yea, and you're no good in bed either!", and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was probably a bit too harsh and decides to call his wife to apologize. She doesn't pick up for a while, and when she finally answers her phone, the irritated husband blurts out, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She repiles, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

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A husband and wife are in bed watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Feeling frisky, the husband turned to his wife and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No." she answered.

He then asked, "Is that your final answer?"

Without looking away from the TV, she replied, "Yes."

Without skipping a beat, the husband said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

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Second Opinion.

Second Opinion.

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.

She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

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A woman was having sex with her husband's best friend when the telephone rang.

A woman was having sex with her husband's best friend when the telephone rang.

And her husband's cell phone number appeared on the caller ID.

As she answered the call, her lover jumped out of bed and began to dress in a hurry

"Relax," she said after she hung up the phone.

he was just calling to tell me that he'll be home late because he's out bowling with you.

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My wife and I were watching Millionaire in bed.

My wife and I were watching Millionaire in bed.

I turned to her and asked, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said,'Is that your final answer?'

'Yes.'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...

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And that's how the fight started...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

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