As usual, a husband and wife are quarreling at the breakfast table..
The husband finally gets so frustrated that he stands up, yells "Oh yea, and you're no good in bed either!", and storms out of the house.
After sometime he realizes he was probably a bit too harsh and decides to call his wife to apologize. She doesn't pick up for a while, and when she finally answers her phone, the irritated husband blurts out, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"
She repiles, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!" Read More