I needed some things done around the house so I hired an odd job man.
I gave him a list of 8 jobs to do but he only did jobs 1, 3, 5 and 7!
I hired an odd-job man and gave him a list of ten things to do.
He only did 1,3,5,7, and 9.
I employed a new gardener and gave him a list of tasks to do, when I returned he had only done tasks 1,3,5 and 7 on the list.
Turns out he's an odd job man.
Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?.
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do.
When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 5.
Interviewer: "Under skills, you listed "great dad" .".
Job applicant: "The best !"Interviewer: "i haven't seen you in years. i'm not hiring you."Job applicant: "Please, i need the money, son."
14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well.
Things I hate
1 Lists
2 Irony
4 Numbers being out of order
5 Skipping numbers
F Inconsistency
7 Repetition
8 Speling wurdz rong
9 DLC
10 Replying to your own comment
