I needed some things done around the house so I hired an odd job man

I needed some things done around the house so I hired an odd job man.

I gave him a list of 8 jobs to do but he only did jobs 1, 3, 5 and 7!

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I employed a new gardener and gave him a list of tasks to do, when I returned he had only done tasks 1,3,5 and 7 on the list.

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Turns out he's an odd job man.

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Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?.

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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Interviewer: "Under skills, you listed "great dad" ."

Interviewer: "Under skills, you listed "great dad" .".

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14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well

14. Having your title be an extension of the post as well.

Things I hate

1 Lists

2 Irony

4 Numbers being out of order

5 Skipping numbers

F Inconsistency

7 Repetition

7 Repetition

8 Speling wurdz rong

9 DLC

10 Replying to your own comment

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