What did one needle say to the other?.
We're needles we can't talk!
-Oh yeah you've got a point.
I'm so stressed that I'm going to try that Chinese thing with the needles, what's it called?.
Oh yeah, heroin
"My relationship with golf is starting to suffer".
"Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"
Why do people keep blunt needles?.
There's no point.
What's the difference between anti-vaxxers and vaccines?.
Needles actually have a point.
Student :Sir i have found a needle.
Teacher:oh, I see your point
Why do people keep adding an extra s after 'needles'?.
I don't see the point, it's needless.