I needed money to pay over due bills

I needed money to pay over due bills.

So my wife found part time work as a teacher.

That's a relief.

How did the mortician get the money to pay his bills?.

He urned it.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?.

They're always looking for Grant money.

A man moves into a haunted house.

he has no money on hand to pay him. The priest says "Fret not my son, we can send you a bill. Just pay it off within the month or we'll repossess your house."

You know the worst part about taking a corpse out on a date?.

They're quiet they always give you the cold shoulder and always seem pretty stiff when it comes to paying the bill.

My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash...

and the man at the dealership asked me, "Why are all these bills so sticky?!"

If Mexico is paying for the wall and China paying for the tariffs.

Can somebody pay for my bills?