I needed some money..

I needed some money...

So I decided to rob a bottle shop with my Lebanese friend. We agreed to meet around the corner of the shop in a dark alley at midnight and go from there.

I waited in that alley, and my colleague arrives with a bit of sweet pastry stuck to his head.

"You moron!!" I exclaim, "I said Balaclava!"

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My friend went to Amsterdam..

My friend went to Amsterdam..

My friend is Lebanese.

While walking through the red light district,

he wanders into the first house he sees.

He says, "I'll give you $200,but we have to do it Lebanese style.."

The prostitute refuses and so he leaves.

He walks up to the next house on the block and goes in.

"I'll give you $200, but we have to do it Lebanese style.."

The second prostitute refuses and kicks him out as well.

So he walks up to the final house on the block and goes in.

"I'll give you $300, but we have to do it Lebanese style.."

The prostitute agrees and they bang it out,

after the prostitute turns to him and says,

"I don't mean to be rude but, that was pretty average. What makes it Lebanese though?"

My friend replies, "Pay you next time".

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