I needed to get to sleep soon, so I began counting rhinos

I needed to get to sleep soon, so I began counting rhinos.

After a while, I ran out.

I got tired jogging in front of the car.

So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted.

Here's a very shitty joke i made up.

There was once a Sith lordHe ambushed the rebels but he ran as soon as he saw his uncleIt was KyloKylo ran

Sheep.

A Welshman was asked how many sexual conquests he had.He began counting them................and fell asleep.

2 Millennials get into a counting contest.

The announcer says "okay Millennials, start counting from 1 to 2000!"They both scoff and easily count that high within minutes. One says "I'm a Millennial, I could count to 2000 in my sleep!The announcer, obviously worried that there will not be a winner, thinks up a plan.He ... read more

Sleeping with my wife is like playing Hide-and-Seek...

I close my eyes, count to ten and say, "Ready or not, here I come."

I saw a kidnapping in the park.

Pretty soon a policeman was there, he told the kid he's not allowed to sleep there.