I needed to get to sleep soon, so I began counting rhinos
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I got tired jogging in front of the car.
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Sheep.
2 Millennials get into a counting contest.
2 Millennials get into a counting contest.
The announcer says "okay Millennials, start counting from 1 to 2000!"They both scoff and easily count that high within minutes. One says "I'm a Millennial, I could count to 2000 in my sleep!The announcer, obviously worried that there will not be a winner, thinks up a plan.He ... read more
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Sleeping with my wife is like playing Hide-and-Seek...
I saw a kidnapping in the park.
I saw a kidnapping in the park.
Pretty soon a policeman was there, he told the kid he's not allowed to sleep there.
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