There's two guys in a bar....

There's two guys in a bar.....

There's two guy's in a bar having a drink , his friend comes over and sits beside him and ask's him "do you want a little" , the guy says "yea sure" his friend says "well there's this lady out in the parking lot in a van and she's giving it up for five bucks", so the guy runs out there bangs on the side of the van and gets in, halfway through, a cop shows up shines the light in the van , the guy gets up and says to the officer " don't worry officer it's my wife!!!" and the officer "oh I'm sorry I didn't know" he says, the guy says " well I didn't know either until you shined the light".

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