We needed to go east! Why did you turn west?

We needed to go east! Why did you turn west?.

I'm sorry. It was an occident.

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East and West Germany.

East and West Germany.

In West Germany your job determines your Marks.

In East Germany Marx determines your job.

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Poland...

Poland...

Poland - a country between Russia to the east and Germany to the west. If they piss Russia off, they turn the gas off. If they piss Germany off they turn the gas on.

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If there are mid-west states in the U.S. ...

If there are mid-west states in the U.S. ...

... why are there no mid-east ones?

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How to tell what part of Washington you're in: Forest is west, desert is east...

How to tell what part of Washington you're in: Forest is west, desert is east...

Swamp is DC.

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge.

And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"

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Anna's English translation:

Anna's English translation:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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