What did the sniper say when asked if he ever had to shoot someone he knew?

What did the sniper say when asked if he ever had to shoot someone he knew?.

"Yea it was a long distance relationship."

Almost all of my relationships are long distance relationships.

I'm a midget.

Communist snipers are the best.

They are marxmen who can shoot from all engels.

Why shouldn't you marry a sniper from your own country?.

They are only good for long-distance engagements.

“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”

Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?.

It was a lawn-distanced relationship

A sniper was getting interviewed.

One of the questions they asked him was, "What do you feel when you kill someone?"

The sniper just looks at them and says, "Recoil."