What did the sniper say when asked if he ever had to shoot someone he knew?.
"Yea it was a long distance relationship."
Almost all of my relationships are long distance relationships.
I'm a midget.
Communist snipers are the best.
They are marxmen who can shoot from all engels.
Why shouldn't you marry a sniper from your own country?.
They are only good for long-distance engagements.
“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”
Did you hear about the houses that fell in love?.
It was a lawn-distanced relationship
A sniper was getting interviewed.
One of the questions they asked him was, "What do you feel when you kill someone?"
The sniper just looks at them and says, "Recoil."