Two guys walk into a bar....

Two guys walk into a bar.....

First guy says, "Ouch!"

Second guy says, "Yea I didn't see it there either."

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Two guys are chatting at the gym, and the first guy says to the second "what's that bulge in your pants?"

Two guys are chatting at the gym, and the first guy says to the second "what's that bulge in your pants?".

The second guy replies: "Tennis ball."

The first guy thinks about it for a second and says, "ouch. I had tennis elbow once."

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There's two guys in a bar.....

There's two guys in a bar.....

There's two guy's in a bar having a drink , his friend comes over and sits beside him and ask's him "do you want a little" , the guy says "yea sure" his friend says "well there's this lady out in the parking lot in a van and she's giving it up for five bucks", so the guy runs out there bangs on the side of the van and gets in, halfway through, a cop shows up shines the light in the van , the guy gets up and says to the officer " don't worry officer it's my wife!!!" and the officer "oh I'm sorry I didn't know" he says, the guy says " well I didn't know either until you shined the light".

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A guy walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar.

“Ouch,” he says, because it was a heavy metal bar, and his ears are accustomed to jazz.

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You know how Canada got its name right?.

You know how Canada got its name right?.

It was 3 guys sitting around a table and the first guy goes, "what about a C, eh?" the second guy says "yea what about an N eh?" and the last guy says "what about a D eh?"

I don't know if this has been told here before but it's definitely my goto joke.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Two friends were having a conversation...

Two friends were having a conversation...

The first guy says "Man, my neighbors were up yelling and screaming at one in the morning."

"Ouch." says the other guy "Did they wake you up?"

"No. I was already up, playing my bagpipes."

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