So one day, Hillary Clinton was going to an elementary school to talk aboit her job

So one day, Hillary Clinton was going to an elementary school to talk aboit her job.

She gives a speech and then asks for questions. Little Timmy raised his hand and Hillary called on him.

"I have three questions. 1) What was Ben Ghazi? 2) What was the Uranium One deal? 3) What happened back in Arkansas?"

Hillary was just about to answer his question when the recess bell rang and all of the kids went outside. When they all came back in, Hillary continued with questions. Now, she pointed to little Johnny.

"Okay, I have five questions. 1) What was Ben Ghazi? 2) What was the Uranium One deal? 3) What happened back in Arkansas? 4) Why did the recess bell ring twenty minutes early? 5) Where is Little Timmy?"

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So one day, Hillary Clinton was going to an elementary school to talk aboit her job.

So one day, Hillary Clinton was going to an elementary school to talk aboit her job.

She gives a speech and then asks for questions. Little Timmy raised his hand and Hillary called on him."I have three questions. 1) What was Ben Ghazi? 2) What was the Uranium One deal? 3) What happened back in Arkansas?"Hillary was just about to answer his question when the recess bell rang ... read more

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Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world.

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world.

d to the 30,000 emails on your server? "And, third -- who killed Jeffrey Epstien?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different boy -- little Johnny -- puts his hand up.

Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is.

"Johnny," he says.

"And what is your question, Johnny?" she asks.

"I have five questions," he says.

"First -- whatever happened in Benghazi? "Second -- what happened to the 30,000 emails on your server? "Third -- who killed Jeffrey Epstien? "Fourth -- why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? "And, fifth -- where's Kenny?"

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There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ...

There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ...

The first involves hitting uranium with accelerated protons. The second is mentioning Hillary and Feminism in one sentence.

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Hillary Clinton speaks to the schoolchildren.

Hillary Clinton speaks to the schoolchildren.

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- And does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you?

*The recess bell rings and the children return 40 minutes later.*

Hillary: Ok. Where were we? Who has a question?

*Kid raises hand*

George: My name is George and I have 5 questions.

- Why did you lie about Benghazi?

- What was in those emails you deleted?

- Does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you?

- Why did the bell ring 10 minutes early?

- And... uh... oh yeah. Where's Johnny?

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Hillary Clinton is speaking at a fourth grade class.

Hillary Clinton is speaking at a fourth grade class.

She opens the floor up for a question and answer period. A boy raises his hand."Yes, what's your name?""Hi, I'm Timmy and I have three questions. 1. How did you manage to lose 6 billion dollars as Secretary of State? 2. What actually happened at Benghazi? 3. Why did you delete 33,000 ema... read more

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A teacher asks his students to make a sentence with the word "contagious"...

A teacher asks his students to make a sentence with the word "contagious"...

...Sally answers, "Viruses are contagious."

"Very good Sally. Anybody else?", the teacher says.

Ben puts up his hand, "When I hear someone laugh, I like to laugh as well, because laughter is contagious".

"Thankyou Ben, that was a good example", replies the teacher.

Then Timmy puts up his hand. "Yes Timmy", asks the teacher.

"My neighbour was painting the outside of his house with a two inch brush, and my Dad said that it would take the contagious."

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