Ben was a fifth grader notorious for his lack of filter

Ben was a fifth grader notorious for his lack of filter.

One day, he walked into class 10 minutes late. "What took you so long, Ben?" asked the teacher. "Sorry miss, there was construction happening in a whorehouse nearby so all the roads were blocked."

Suddenly, all the girls in the class, disgusted at Ben, rose up to protest against his vulgar rhetoric. "Simmer down, you skanks", Ben replied "they are not taking applications yet."

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The English substitute.

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e very well and the class he was substituting for was on Shakespeare.

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“Ben?”

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“Sir don’t call me Toby.”

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I'm a teacher...

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Today I had a new student in my class.

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So I asked him how old he was, and he said "9!" So I slapped him. I will not tolerate insolence in my classroom.

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