Ben was at home looking for his super cool amazingly fantastic awesome dad

Ben was at home looking for his super cool amazingly fantastic awesome dad.

When it was clear his dad wasn't inside sitting, he went to the window and saw....

That his dad was outstanding

A son says to his father...

A son says to his father "Dad, I forget. Am I awesome or fantastic?"

The father replies "No son, you're autistic."

Ben: "Dad, there is a hole in my shoe."Dad: "Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot."

Dad what does it feel like having an awesome son?.

Me: Dad what does it feel like having an awesome son?

Dad: I dont know ask your grandpa

Me: And the award for the most awesome daddy goes to...? *6 blinks M: The most awesome daddy award goes to...? *6 blinks M: 6: Luke's dad?

Gay parents are awesome!.

* "Hey dad, why is my sister named rose?"

* "Because your other dad loves roses"

* "Thanks dad"

* "No problem, Richard"

Son: "This rubber ball is awesome!".

Dad: "If only I knew how awesome rubber was when I was younger, I wouldn't have to waste my money on these useless toys."