An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry

An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker's last pastry.

Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!

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An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker’s last pastry.

An old Jedi master named Ben stole Luke Skywalker’s last pastry.

Angrily, Luke shouted after him as he ran away, “Hey, you Owe Me One Canoli!”

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Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple.

Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple.

Obi-Wan Kenobi's force ghost materialized and noticed that Master Luke seemed perturbed, and so asked him what the matter was.Luke replied "Ben, my life outside the Jedi Order is in shambles. It's mainly my marriage. It started off great, but something's changed in recent times. Drastical... read more

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Why did Luke Skywalker fade away at the end of the last Jedi?.

Why did Luke Skywalker fade away at the end of the last Jedi?.

Because Thanos snapped his fingers.

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Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple.

Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple.

ly. We fight all the time, and we never seem to do anything together anymore. I'm starting to think there's someone else here too, like she's cheating on me. Ben, I'm not sure what to do."

Obi-Wan responded "Use divorce, Luke"

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Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple.

Luke Skywalker went to the Jedi temple.

Obi-Wan Kenobi's force ghost materialized and noticed that Master Luke seemed perturbed, and so asked him what the matter was.

Luke replied "Ben, my life outside the Jedi Order is in shambles. It's mainly my marriage. It started off great, but something's changed in recent times. Drastically. We fight all the time, and we never seem to do anything together anymore. I'm starting to think there's someone else here too, like she's cheating on me. Ben, I'm not sure what to do."

Obi-Wan responded "Use divorce, Luke"

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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are engaged in a light saber battle...

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are engaged in a light saber battle...

...when suddenly Darth grabs Luke by the tunic and pulls him close. "Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas", he says to the young Jedi."How? How could you possibly know what I am getting for Christmas?" Luke says skeptically.Vader replies: "Because, I felt your presents."

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