Big Ben walks up to the club like...
...what up? I got a big clock.
Most people don't know that Big Ben isn't the name of the clock, but of the bell.
The clock is Tickity Ted the Time-Telling Bitch
I just learned about the nonstop construction on Big Ben right now.
They really are working around the clock
The Italian government has decided to put a big clock similar to Big Ben in the leaning tower of Piza.
Now they’ll have the time as well as the inclination.
Now they'll have the time as well as the inclination.
Why do the guards around Big Ben always look so tired?.
Because they're working around the clock.
For those unaware, Big Ben is undergoing renovations in London; it's no easy task.
They're having to work around the clock to make it happen.