I think my friend Ben has a bad reputation

I think my friend Ben has a bad reputation.

Every time I tell someone that me and my other buddy are friends with Ben Ofitz, they give me a strange look.

Pirates developed a bad reputation...

From dealing seaweed.

Why do averages get a bad reputation?.

It's because they're mean!

Pedophiles have kind of a bad reputation...

...but they drive slow near schools

I had to borrow a truck from my good friend Ben Thunder.

I have Ben Thunder's truck.

Who are a fat person's two best friends.

Ben and Jerry.

The Worst Bar on the Beach.

ade it to the bartender.

The bartender goes, “Do you want to do the Worlds Worst Bartender Challenge?” Thrilled by the opportunity, Ben accepted.

The bartender explained it: If you can jump up and touch a piece of meat, you and your buddies drink for free for an hour. If not, you owe everyone in the bar drinks for an hour.

Ben thought it over, and made his decision.

“No thanks,” said Ben. “But why?” Asked the bartender.

“Because the steaks are too high,” replied Ben.