A man was arrested for climbing up and headbutting Big Ben repeatedly...
Police can not identify the suspect but say his face rings a bell.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?.
They suspected fowl play.
I was arrested for assault with a chicken.
The cops suspected foul play.
Police have arrested a cat for robbery.
Guess they've identified the purrpetrator
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.
Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?.
They suspected it of fowl play.
Most people don't know that Big Ben isn't the name of the clock, but of the bell.
The clock is Tickity Ted the Time-Telling Bitch