What did Ben Franklin call his pee hole?.
What did Archimedes say after peeing in his bath?.
RIP Urethra Franklin...
I am taking the piss...calm down
Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?.
President Ben Franklin walks into a bar...
What does a half-naked Ben Franklin say after stumbling out of a French whorehouse?.
"Where my britches at?"
Ben: "Dad, there is a hole in my shoe."Dad: "Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot."