Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:

Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis will most likely only get this:.

Remember Bill and Ben, The Flowerpot Men?

One day, Bill says to Ben, "Flobadobglibglobbloobleglob!"

And Ben say, "If you loved me, you'd swallow that....."

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An Aussie starts a conversation with a Kiwi at his farm.

An Aussie starts a conversation with a Kiwi at his farm.

Aussie: "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk."Aussie: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"Dog: "Yeah, doin' all right."Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)Aussie: "Is this guy your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)Dog: "Yep"Aussie... read more

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Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie.

Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie.

One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a Kiwi!

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An Aussie walks up to a kiwi.

An Aussie walks up to a kiwi.

Aussie: Hey bro, is that your dog?Kiwi: Yeah.Aussie: Mind if I talk to it?Kiwi: Uhh, yeah chur, but dogs dont talk.Aussie: Hey dog, how ya doing?Dog: yeah good thanks mate.The kiwi looks shocked.Aussie: Is that your owner?Dog: Yeah.... read more

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Kiwi Farmer.

Kiwi Farmer.

The kiwi farmer is taking his Aussie mate on a tour of his farm. In the top paddock they come across a ewe with its head stuck in the fence. Without hesitation the kiwi jumps the ewe and has his way. He turns to his Aussie mate and says do you want a turn? OK says the Aussie and sticks his head in the fence.

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A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers.

A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers.

After a while the Kiwi says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Aussie after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it su... read more

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A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers.

A Kiwi and an Aussie are fishing one afternoon and have a couple of cold beers.

After a while the Kiwi says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?" The Aussie after a great deal of thought, says, "I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."

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