Al, Ben, and Carl were fishing in the middle of a lake when Al fell overboard

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Ben jumped into the lake to rescue Al. When he finally found Al, he threw the body onto the boat and Carl pulled him up.

As soon as Ben was safely in the boat, he noticed that Al wasn't breathing, so he quickly gave Al mouth-to-mouth.

"Yuck!" said Ben. "I don't remember Al having such bad breath."

"Come to think of it," said Carl, "I don't remember him wearing ice skates either."

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