When I was a kid, I wanted to be like Spider-Man

When I was a kid, I wanted to be like Spider-Man.

but now I want to be like Uncle Ben

What's spider-mans favorite brand of rice ?.

Uncle Ben

What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?.

A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.

What superhero should you never have dinner with?.

Spider-Man. He never saves any Uncle Ben's.

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It’s like Uncle Ben’s, but a bit more racist

This post is sponsored by Uncle Tom's rice.

It's like Uncle Ben's, but a bit more racist

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?.

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.