When I was a kid, I wanted to be like Spider-Man.
but now I want to be like Uncle Ben
What's spider-mans favorite brand of rice ?.
What is Marvel's new, SPIDER-MAN themed trophy?.
A box of uncle Ben's rice with a bullet inside.
What superhero should you never have dinner with?.
Spider-Man. He never saves any Uncle Ben's.
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It’s like Uncle Ben’s, but a bit more racist
This post is sponsored by Uncle Tom's rice.
It's like Uncle Ben's, but a bit more racist
Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?.
It reminds him of Uncle Ben.