I'm a teacher..

I'm a teacher...

Today I had a new student in my class.

I asked him his name, and he said his name was Ben, and that he has just moved from Germany.

So I asked him how old he was, and he said "9!" So I slapped him. I will not tolerate insolence in my classroom.

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