I'm a teacher..

I'm a teacher...

Today I had a new student in my class.

I asked him his name, and he said his name was Ben, and that he has just moved from Germany.

So I asked him how old he was, and he said "9!" So I slapped him. I will not tolerate insolence in my classroom.

Johnny goes to school on the first day of second grade.

Johnny goes to school on the first day of second grade. The teacher asks each student to say their name.

Johnny replies, "my name is Johnny Fuckhour".

The teacher immediately scolds him and tells him that such language will not be tolerated.

"But that's my name," he protests. "If you don't believe me, go ask my brother in the fifth grade."

So the teacher marches him over to the fifth grade classroom and asks the fifth grade teacher, "do you have a Fuckhour in here?"

One of the students replies, "oh, no, we don't even have a nap time."

My friend named Lactose told me he supported gay marriage.

I guess you could say he was lactose and tolerant!

At classroom.

Teacher: Name something that starts with E you are good at it.Student: Spelling

My doctor recommended I get support for my aching left foot,.

But I explained that I didn't want to add insole to injury.

Insolence! Tonight my neighbor actually rang my bell at 4 o'clock in the morning!.

I almost dropped the drilling machine.

My teacher talks all the time about tolerance of others: "Tolerance is the key to a peaceful society." So I heeded her advice and gradually became more tolerant.

Then I overdosed.