Stoner: Where do I go to get some bongs?

Stoner: Where do I go to get some bongs?.

English person: Big Ben, mate.

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Comas make a big difference in a sentence.

Comas make a big difference in a sentence.

For example,

Ben is in a hurry.

Ben is in a coma.

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3 stoners buy a horse.

3 stoners buy a horse.

They go home with the horse and make it stay in the living room.One of the friends pull out a bong and they all take hits until they're stoned.While stoned they come up with an idea to have fun with the horse.... read more

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Who are a fat person's two best friends.

Who are a fat person's two best friends.

Ben and Jerry.

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Big Ben walks up to the club like...

Big Ben walks up to the club like...

...what up? I got a big clock.

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Say what you want about Ben Carson the politician, but Ben Carson the person is truly inspiring.

Say what you want about Ben Carson the politician, but Ben Carson the person is truly inspiring.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

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I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.

I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.

He then walked up into the tower of the church and hit his face against the large bell a few times.

#BONG BONG BONG

He then walked back down the stairs and said "See you later mate" and walked out. As he left a few fellow church goers said to me, "Do you know that guy?"

I replied, "I don't think so, but his face rings a bell"

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