Stoner: Where do I go to get some bongs?

Stoner: Where do I go to get some bongs?.

English person: Big Ben, mate.

Comas make a big difference in a sentence.

For example,

Ben is in a hurry.

Ben is in a coma.

3 stoners buy a horse.

They go home with the horse and make it stay in the living room.One of the friends pull out a bong and they all take hits until they're stoned.While stoned they come up with an idea to have fun with the horse.... read more

Who are a fat person's two best friends.

Ben and Jerry.

Big Ben walks up to the club like...

...what up? I got a big clock.

I was sitting in church when a guy walked in and said hi to me.

He then walked up into the tower of the church and hit his face against the large bell a few times.

#BONG BONG BONG

He then walked back down the stairs and said "See you later mate" and walked out. As he left a few fellow church goers said to me, "Do you know that guy?"

I replied, "I don't think so, but his face rings a bell"

Say what you want about Ben Carson the politician, but Ben Carson the person is truly inspiring.

He really opened a lot of young minds!