Fred: "I can't believe Ben is in

Fred: "I can't believe Ben is in.

the hospital. Just yesterday, I saw him with a gorgeous blonde."

Bob: "So did his wife."

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Bob didn't believe that Fred's dog could talk.

Bob didn't believe that Fred's dog could talk.

So Fred asked his dog, What's on top of a house?

Roof, the dog barked.

Bob wasn't convinced. So Fred asked the dog how sandpaper feels.

Rough.

He still wasn't convinced.

O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time? Fred asked the dog.

Ruth.

With that, Bob walked away, shaking his head in disbelief. The dog turned to Fred and asked: Was it Hank Aaron?

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Two guys, Fred and Bob, liked to hang out at the beach, trying to meet girls. Bob always got dates, but Fred kept striking out.

Two guys, Fred and Bob, liked to hang out at the beach, trying to meet girls. Bob always got dates, but Fred kept striking out.

ed. Bob waved him over.

“Fred,” he said, “the potato goes in the front.”

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Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"

Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"Bob: "I don't know, why?" Fred: "To hide in cherry trees." Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree." Fred: "See, it works."

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Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep.

Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep.

Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep in for Farmer Fred. He completed his task and went bounding over to the Farmer shouting “Farmer Fred, Farmer Fred…. I chased 40 sheep in to the yard for you”. “40 sheep?” queries Farmer Fred. “I’ve only got 37”“I know” says Bob. “I rounded th... read more

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Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep in for Farmer Fred. He completed his task and went bounding over to the Farmer shouting “Farmer Fred, Farmer Fred…. I chased 40 sheep in to the yard for you”. “40 sheep?” queries Farmer Fred. “I’ve only got 37”

Bob the sheepdog was getting the sheep in for Farmer Fred. He completed his task and went bounding over to the Farmer shouting “Farmer Fred, Farmer Fred…. I chased 40 sheep in to the yard for you”. “40 sheep?” queries Farmer Fred. “I’ve only got 37”.

“I know” says Bob. “I rounded them up”

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Two old men.

Two old men.

Fred and Bob were sitting in an old people's home.

"Fred," says Bob, "Do you remember those pills they gave us back in the war to stop us being interested in girls?"

"Oh yes," chuckles Fred, "I'd forgotten about them. Never did much good, did they!"

"Well, I don't know," replies Bob. "I was just thinking that they might be starting to work."

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