The competition is realy hard among the rubber manufacturers

The competition is realy hard among the rubber manufacturers.

The british manufacturer says: During the renovation of the Big Ben, a worker fell down from the top of the tower, but his braces hitched into a ledge, so he survived. The british rubber industry is the best.

The american says: That is nothing. When the empire state building was built a worker also fell down, but he could use his chewing-gum to prevent the accident. He sticked the gum to the steel and he survived.

The soviet says: During the renovation of the Kremlyn, a guy fell down from the Saint Nicholas Tower. He died of course, but his rubber boots were intact

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The competition is realy hard among the rubber manufacturers.

The competition is realy hard among the rubber manufacturers.

so fell down, but he could use his chewing-gum to prevent the accident. He sticked the gum to the steel and he survived.

The soviet says: During the renovation of the Kremlyn, a guy fell down from the Saint Nicholas Tower. He died of course, but his rubber boots were intact

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The competition is realy hard among the rubber manufacturers.

The competition is realy hard among the rubber manufacturers.

The british manufacturer says: During the renovation of the Big Ben, a worker fell down from the top of the tower, but his braces hitched into a ledge, so he survived. The british rubber industry is the best.The american says: That is nothing. When the empire state building was built a worker al... read more

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This Gum Tastes Like Rubber.

This Gum Tastes Like Rubber.

Condom-vending Machines are provided in some restrooms. When it comes to wall-scrawl, these dispensers take as much abuse as the wall above the urinals and the wisdom written in the stalls. Here are samples of what was scratched into the paint of various dispensers in the USA:'This gum taste... read more

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My grandfather died in the horrible massacre of the Holocaust.

My grandfather died in the horrible massacre of the Holocaust.

He fell from the shooting tower.

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[Tasteless] Lost my great uncle in the Holocaust.

[Tasteless] Lost my great uncle in the Holocaust.

Dumbass fell off the guard tower.

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My grandpa died in a concentration camp.

My grandpa died in a concentration camp.

Poor guy fell out of the guard tower.

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