I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty

I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty.

Now it's ground beef

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What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger?

What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger?.

Ground beef

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I dropped my burger on the floor.

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What’s the difference between new and old hamburger meat?.

What’s the difference between new and old hamburger meat?.

One is ground beef and the other is browned grief.

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My friend Nick is known as the grill master amongst us, but his ground burgers are undeniably the best.

My friend Nick is known as the grill master amongst us, but his ground burgers are undeniably the best.

He's got a real Nick knack patty whack!

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?.

What did the hamburger name his daughter?.

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A guy goes into a restaurant with his pet snake...

A guy goes into a restaurant with his pet snake...

...and they sit down and the man orders.

"25 Hamburgers. Two for me, and the rest for my pet snake."

A little while later, the waitress brings the man his two hamburgers, and for the snake, a large plate with 23 cooked beef patties, nothing more.

The snake takes one look at the patties and turns away in disgust. The man asks the waitress, "You have to put them on hamburger buns like a regular hamburger for him."

The waitress protests, "But sir, we're short on hamburger buns as it is, and can snakes even eat bread?"

The man replies, "Look, my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun."

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