How do you grill sheep?.
With Samsung Batteries.
in a keynote Apple announced...
...that they will create a new, better battery that will explode even stronger than the one from Samsung.
The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack and the Samsung battery is exploding...
It's like the mobile equivalent of our presidential election!
It recently came out that ISIS was developing a bomb disguised as a laptop battery to take on airplanes.
They must have been taking Notes from Samsung
How do you grill a vegetable?.
First you have to find a barbecue big enough for the wheelchair.
what do you call security guards stationed outside a Samsung store?.
Q:what do you call security guards stationed outside a Samsung store A:guardians of the galaxy
How do you milk a sheep?.
Release a new iPhone.