# I just grilled a flat earther amputee

I just grilled a flat earther amputee.

It was easy because he didn't have a leg to stand on.

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##### Why are double amputees always wrong?.

Why are double amputees always wrong?.

Because they don't have a leg to stand on.

Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

##### Flat Earther pickup line.

Flat Earther pickup line.

The Earth may be flat

but Uranus is round

##### Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."

Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No.".

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".

##### I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.He brought a frisbee with him.

##### Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?

Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?.

The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.