What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials?

What did the grilled Seabass say at the Nuremberg trials?.

I was only following hors d'oeuvres.

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What do you call people who take all the appetizers?.

What do you call people who take all the appetizers?.

Hor d'oeuvres.

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There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories.

There should be a show where cops sit around a restaurant table order appetizers and tell cop stories.

The could call it "Law and hors d'oeuvres"

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My wife arranged some hors d'oeuvres on her vagina.

My wife arranged some hors d'oeuvres on her vagina.

She was trying to make it look like a duck, but I thought it looked more like a platter puss.

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Newlywed husband wants to go to bar.

Newlywed husband wants to go to bar.

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"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?"

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She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?"

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A man and his wife decide to host a dinner party at their oceanfront home...

A man and his wife decide to host a dinner party at their oceanfront home...

…the wife needs some hors d'oeuvres to serve to their guests, so asks the man to go down to the beach to collect some snails. The man grabs a bucket and goes down to fill his bucket with snails.He has had a very long day, and is actually quite tired, so (against his better judgment) decides... read more

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The only problem with a grill that's low to the ground.

The only problem with a grill that's low to the ground.

The steaks couldn't be higher?

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