"Oh! You got the grills removed? Now you can call it Bare Grills!

"Oh! You got the grills removed? Now you can call it Bare Grills!.

"Man! That's Wild!

Customer had a pheasant stuck in the grill of their truck, took it to the shop for removal...

It was an unpheasant task

I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty.

Now it's ground beef

Me: I only got the bear essentials.

Wife: You mean bare essentials.Me: *removes live salmon from mouth* I said what I said

Little Johnny walked in on his parents doing it. "What are you doing" he asked. The father quickly replied, "Oh, I'm playing cards. Your mother is my wild card." "Oh, ok" Johnny replied. The next day, Johnny walks in to a room to find his father masturbating. He says, "What are you doing". "Oh playing cards again" the father replied. "But wheres your wild card" Johnny asked. His father looks at him seriously and says, "Son, you don't need a wild card if you have a good hand"

My 4 year olds unintentional joke.

Dad now don't you make a mistake on the grill or you'll get fired

Now that the Wild Boars are all safe...

...Thailand maintains its reputation of happy endings.