What do you name a tricky pig?

What do you name a tricky pig?.

Cunningham

A Pig Named Ink.

"Why did you name your pig Ink?" "Because it kept running out of the pen."

What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig?.

A skinny pig.

What do you call a pig that eats other pigs?.

Hammibal Lecter

Lil piggy is sick.

A Lil Piggy is sick and goes to see Dr. Pig. "Dr. Pig," he says, "I feel awful!! What do I do?"Dr. Pig says "Here's what you do: go home and roll around in some salt. I'll check back in with you in a week."One week later, Dr. Pig goes to see the Lil Piggy. Dr. Pig asks, "So, are you ... read more

What do you call a stoned pig?.

Baked Ham

What do you call undercover cops?.

Pigs in a blanket.