A hat for kirk

A hat for kirk.

My mum wanted to knit a hat for Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise, but it is quite tricky for someone who has three ears!

His left ear, his right ear and his final front-ear.

What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?.

William Shatner

One day on the USS-Enterprise...

Can you fix it?"

"Sure, sir." Said Geordi.

"Well, then," said Captain Picard, "Make it sew."

For Star Trek fans: What did Scotty tell Kirk when The Enterprise flew over western England?.

"Thar be Wales here!"

Did you know Captain Kirk had three ears?.

A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear

Captain Kirk actually has 3 ears.

The first is the left ear, the second is the right ear, and then there's the final frontier.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have.

He has three, a Left ear, right ear...and a final front ear.