A hat for kirk.
My mum wanted to knit a hat for Captain Kirk of the USS enterprise, but it is quite tricky for someone who has three ears!
His left ear, his right ear and his final front-ear.
What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?.
One day on the USS-Enterprise...
Can you fix it?"
"Sure, sir." Said Geordi.
"Well, then," said Captain Picard, "Make it sew."
For Star Trek fans: What did Scotty tell Kirk when The Enterprise flew over western England?.
"Thar be Wales here!"
Did you know Captain Kirk had three ears?.
A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear
Captain Kirk actually has 3 ears.
The first is the left ear, the second is the right ear, and then there's the final frontier.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have.
He has three, a Left ear, right ear...and a final front ear.