What's harder the softer it gets?

What's harder the softer it gets?.

Typing withw my peniuasd

9damnit!)

What gets harder as it gets softer?.

Sex.

What did Paul Revere say at the end of his ride?.

I gotta get a softer saddle!

What's softer than tissue?.

^^^^^tissue

When do you know you're getting erectile dysfunction?.

When it gets harder and harder to get harder

Lettuce Tomato.

A teenage couple was at the boys house and wanted to have relations. The only problem was, they were sleeping on the top of a bunk bed with the boys little brother asleep on the bottom bunk. They came up with a plan, they would say "tomato" for harder and "lettuce" for softer while having sex.... read more

I mixed up my viagra and depression medication today.

No matter how much I try, everything just keeps getting harder and harder.