The only thing harder than diamonds.
a redneck at his family reunion
you might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a wife.
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?.
A family reunion.
you know you are a redneck when u got a girl's number at a family reunion
What do you call it when you show up near the end of a redneck family reunion?.
What's even harder to find than Bigfoot, UFOs, the Loch Ness Monster, and diamonds in Minecraft?.
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One day, when he was visiting family, Sleezy Steve happened to notice his cousin had become very attractive..
Steve: Hey cuz! Wanna play redneck family reunion?
Cousin: What?! No!
Steve: That's the spirit.