My friend keeps beating kids in games

My friend keeps beating kids in games.

It's fine and all except the game is "Who punches harder?"

I was talking to a man who was prescribed Viagra as an anti-depressant.

He told me how life keeps getting harder and harder

I mixed up my viagra and depression medication today.

No matter how much I try, everything just keeps getting harder and harder.

Why does nobody talk about the Jonestown massacre?.

They beat us to the punch.

My friend is mad because I beat the high score in his favorite game and I keep rubbing his face in it.

I guess I'm starting to sound like a broken record

Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice.

Except for Chris Brown.

Nothing beats a beautiful girl with an amazing voice...

Except Chris Brown