Hey girl, are you a computer?

Hey girl, are you a computer?.

Because you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

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I Just Gave My Computer Viagra.

I Just Gave My Computer Viagra.

It went from having a floppy disk to having a hard drive.

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What did the floppy disk say to the other floppy disk?.

What did the floppy disk say to the other floppy disk?.

Wanna go out for a byte?

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New Computer Viruses.

New Computer Viruses.

>The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, then leaves, but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 300 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows.

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Floppy Disks are like Jesus.

Floppy Disks are like Jesus.

they died to become the symbol of saving

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Floppy Disks are like Jesus.

Floppy Disks are like Jesus.

They died to become the icon of saving

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Why did the robot need viagra?.

Why did the robot need viagra?.

His disk was floppy.

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