Project: Reimagined

Project: Reimagined.

There once was a secret government program that tried to create perfect soldiers through genetic modification, cloning, and strenuous conditioning.

What they wanted to achieve was the normal super soldier run down:

- Super strong

- Super fast

- Super smart

- Super obedient

They started out by impregnating 10 women with the altered embryos. For the sake of confidentiality the clones were numbered instead of named, 1-10.

The modifications seemed to work in some of the clones, but it caused some strange side effects in the other ones, not all of them survived childhood.

The first to go was 8. She wasn't told to eat, so she starved.

Then it was 2 and 10. 2 had become dangerously aggressive and attacked 10, who fought back just well enough.

Next went 4 to some disconnect in her nervous system.

Then 1, when she tried to escape after a mental break down.

3 and 5 committed suicide.

The project was terminated after an incident where 9 went missing. In the file there was what seemed to be a transcript from an interview of 6, the terrified clone who witnessed it.

"Dr: Where has 9 gone? Has she told you her plan after she escaped.

6: 9 didn't escape.

Dr: What are you talking about? The whole base has been searched! 9 is nowhere to be found! Where is 9?

6: You aren't listening! 9 didn't escape, 7 killed her!

Dr: What? How? How did she kill her and then get rid of the body?

6: Isn't it obvious Doctor? 7 ate 9."

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