How did the defendant with ED's court date turn out, despite the #MeToo movement's most strenuous efforts to convict him?

How did the defendant with ED's court date turn out, despite the #MeToo movement's most strenuous efforts to convict him?.

Pretty well actually; they lacked any real solid evidence against him.

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You know what's the #MeToo movement's problem?.

You know what's the #MeToo movement's problem?.

Fucking women.

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If “#” is often read as “pound,”.

If “#” is often read as “pound,”.

then perhaps we should rethink the title of the #metoo movement.

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The #metoo movement has everyone worried about sexual allegations...

The #metoo movement has everyone worried about sexual allegations...

But in Florida people are worried about sexual alligators.

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A lawyer's trick . . .

A lawyer's trick . . .

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the... read more

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A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign.

A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign.

which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

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The #MeToo movement wouldn't have worked 20 years ago.

The #MeToo movement wouldn't have worked 20 years ago.

Because it would have been pronounced Pound Me Too.

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