Why can a 747 never crash?

Why can a 747 never crash?.

When it hits the ground it goes 'boeing'

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?.

boeing boeing boeing

A Commercial Airliner Crashes Into The Ground and Flys Off Again.

Boeing!

A blonde joke.

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing-747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."... read more

If Boeing was a Spring manufacturing company,.

They would name their springs “*Boing* 747”.

The FAA has determined that it will never need to ground a Boeing aircraft again.

The planes can clearly ground themselves!

In light of the multiple recent crashes of its airplanes, Boeing announced a revolutionary new aircraft design made out of rubber.

Now, it won't crash. It'll just go, Boeing Boeing Boeing.