How often do airplanes crash?

How often do airplanes crash?.

Just once.

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A very nervous woman on her first Aeroplane flight, asked the stewardess, how often do planes crash?.

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Only once..

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If the Earth is flat.

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In light of the multiple recent crashes of its airplanes, Boeing announced a revolutionary new aircraft design made out of rubber.

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