Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going"

Trump: "Let's get that Muslim band going".

"Band? We thought you said ban"

Trump: "No way, that's harsh. Also, how's the Mexican mall going?"

Trump: "Hows that Mexican mall going?".

"Mall? We thought you said wall"Trump: "No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"

Ban?????.

"How did things go organizing a muslim travelling band?"

"Band? Sir, i'm sorry we thought you said ban."

"Ban! That's a bit harsh isn't it? Nevermind, how are things progressing with our new Mexican mall?"

Trump wants to ban Muslims, but if we learned ANYTHING from prohibition...

nbsp; nbsp;...it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs.

I think it's a bit harsh to criticise Trump for trying to ban the export of masks.

He's just following medical advice and trying to keep 3M away from everyone else

A guy walks into a Muslim bookstore...

He asks the Muslim store owner, "Do you have that book, the one that explains Trump's Muslim Ban and illustrates points concerning his immigration policy?" The Muslim owner responds, "Get the fuck out of here you pig! Get the fuck out and stay out! And if you ever try to come back I'll personall... read more

Banned oranges...

It's 2021 and I went to the supermarket to buy some oranges but couldn't find any. I went to another one but there were no oranges again...

I asked the store manager what's the matter

He said "Trump banned all the Muslims for what some of them did so the new president banned all the oranges for what one of them did".