I remember my mother telling me, I have no favorite child

I remember my mother telling me, I have no favorite child.

Harsh seeing as I'm an only child.

When I was young, I remember my mom constantly reminding everyone at dinner that she didn’t have a favourite child.

Harsh, given that I’m her only kid.

A child tells her mother "Daddy says he needs to borrow your typewriter"...

The woman smiles, knowing this is their secret code for sex, but knowing she is on her period, tells her daughter "Tell Daddy that my typewriter only has red ink right now." So the child goes to tell her father.

The next day, the mother tells her child, "Tell Daddy he can use my typewriter now." When the child comes back, she tells her mother. "Daddy said he borrowed the neighbors typewriter."

My parents insisted that they never had a favorite child when I grew up.

I'm an only child :(

Sex Ed in 2015.

Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one "D" away from 'Netflix and Child.'

A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren).

"You look like your father, whoever he is."

How does a black mother tell her children apart?.

She remembers them by their last names.