I remember my mother telling me, I have no favorite child
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When I was young, I remember my mom constantly reminding everyone at dinner that she didn’t have a favourite child.
A child tells her mother "Daddy says he needs to borrow your typewriter"...
A child tells her mother "Daddy says he needs to borrow your typewriter"...
The woman smiles, knowing this is their secret code for sex, but knowing she is on her period, tells her daughter "Tell Daddy that my typewriter only has red ink right now." So the child goes to tell her father.
The next day, the mother tells her child, "Tell Daddy he can use my typewriter now." When the child comes back, she tells her mother. "Daddy said he borrowed the neighbors typewriter."
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