A man is sobbing into his beer..

A man is sobbing into his beer...

It being a slow night, the bartender asks him what's wrong and offers him some sympathy.

The man responds "My roommate says I should quit drinking, last night I came home and I blew chunks all over the living room."

"Harsh," the bartender replies, "But that's hardly a reason to quit drinking."

"No man, I blew chunks in the kitchen, I blew chunks on the stairs, I blew chunks in the bathroom, I blew chunks EVERYWHERE."

"I'd hate to agree with your roommate, seeing as how that means less business for me, but maybe he's got a point. That's an awful lot of vomit to have to mop up..."

"No, no, you don't understand," The man sobbed, "Chunks is my Dog."

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or. Bartender shakes his head.

Next day the guy comes back in, "what the hell did you put on that drink? I get home, park on my lawn, crawl up the stairs, fumble with the keys and walk into a spinning room. I was so out of control and delirious, I start blowing chunks. I blew chunks on the couch. I blew chunks on the kitchen and the bathroom. I blew chunks all over the place"

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