"Masturbation" is such a harsh word..

"Masturbation" is such a harsh word...

I prefer "Hand-to-gland combat".

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Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. It releases dopamine and reduces stress. Improves prostate gland and cardiovascular health.

Masturbation is perfectly normal and healthy. It releases dopamine and reduces stress. Improves prostate gland and cardiovascular health.

Still got thrown off the bus.

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I prefer masturbating only when I'm completely naked.

I prefer masturbating only when I'm completely naked.

Don't like that? Go to a different Starbucks!

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Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation.

Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.

"Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it."

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Slavery is such an ugly word...

Slavery is such an ugly word...

I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

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Just a reminder.

Just a reminder.

In Swedish, the word Gråtrunka means to cry while masturbating, and the fact that they needed a word for that is a real...tear jerker

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